Title: A Man's Gotta Do
Summary: Barney is left alone to deal with the consequences of Ted siding with Zoey.
Rating/Warnings: Gen/PG
Word Count: 885
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Gen
Spoilers: For Season 6 - The Perfect Cocktail

( Barney had no choice but to wait... )

Title: Asparagus
Summary: Ted and Marshall make a discovery.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. 
Word Count: 366
Challenge: barneyrobin comm Fanworks round 1
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Gen
Spoilers: For Season 6 - Legendaddy

( Barney jumped and slammed down the lid of Ted’s laptop with guilt written all over his face... )

Title: Lost
Summary: One by one, the gang end up stuck in the Oceanic executive flight lounge.  But for each of them, something is very different
Rating/Warnings: PG, crack!madness. Just daft.
Word Count: 2,207
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Gen
Beta: da_phoenix13 
Spoilers: AU, future!fic, or something. Heavily inspired by a certain TV programme about ( Read more... )

Title: Birthday Present
Summary: Barney helps Ted celebrate his 32nd birthday
Rating/Warnings: PG, None.
Challenge: fanfic100 #91 Birthday
Word Count: 996
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Ted (friendship), Implied Barney/Robin
Spoilers: Season 5 Robots vs Wrestlers

( But if you watch Barney carefully enough, you pick things up... )

Lily could feel her body being dragged upright, the discomfort under both arms, the pain in her toes as they scraped along the floor behind her. She was dimly aware of rough hands mauling her, of being manhandled by two hulking shapes, two things that might have been men a few months ago. They might have just been normal guys, ( Read more... )

Part 3

Good and evil, they seemed such old-fashioned terms. What, really, is good? What is evil? Someone had to have the power in this lawless place. Someone had to pull everyone together. So, it turned out to be him, and his years of experience dealing with jerks of all ages, creeds and social statuses had put him in the ( Read more... )

Part 2

Ted raced down the stairwell of the deserted police station. Barney wasn't far behind him, making the occasional grumble of complaint about the narrowness of the corridors and the number of feathers he'd lost during this mission so far. The place was shrouded in semi-darkness lit by tiny emergency lights at floor level. The ( Read more... )

Title: Article 146
Summary: Everything just gets too much for Barney
Rating/Warnings: Adult - sexual situation
Written for: snogged , who post this prompt on the HIMYM Anon Kink meme.
Word Count: 297
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Ted-ish
Spoilers: Season 2, Where Were We?

( Barney makes a low, groaning sound of desperation... )

Where the bad things are

There was a single, echoing drip-drip noise from somewhere behind her, maybe outside of her cell. Lily huddled in the corner, both palms pressed hard against her forehead as if to ward off the visions before they could invade her mind once more, filling her with horrific knowledge of a future that she wanted no ( Read more... )

White

It's gotten bad in the last week, and it's even worse today. Everything fades out, goes blurred. Where there used to be bright colours and clarity there is now a kind of seeping numbness.

Yet at the same time, it feels like everything's speeding up. His crazy stunt at the Superbowl means that his cell phone rings all ( Read more... )